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English Jokes muna tayo!

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.


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Fish Fillet

Pedro: Ano ulam nyo?

Juan: Blanched green leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomatoes in sparkling salted sea food.

Pedro: Wow! Ang sarap nun.! Ano un Juan?

Juan: Talbos ng kamote at bagoong na may pinisang kamatis.. Kayo Pedro, Ano ulam nyo?

Pedro: Fish fillet del el ninyo.

Juan: Wow sosyal! Ano yun Pedro?

Pedro: TUYO!



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Payabangan ng Lolo

Bossing: Alam nyo, Sobarng flexible ng lolo ko. Sa sobrang flexible niya eh nakakaya niyang ipagkasya ang sarili nya sa isang container!

Joey: Aba! Galing ah, pero alam mo, mas flexible diyan ang lolo ko! akalain mo,kasyang-kasya sya sa maliit na timba!

Aleng Maliit: Sus! mga walang kwenta naman pala yang mga lolo nyo sa lolo ko eh! alam nyo, sa sobrang flexible nya,naipagkasya niya sarili niya sa tangke ng tubig namin.

Bossing: Niloloko mo kami eh! eh kahit sino naman siguro kasya sa tangke ng tubig, ang laki-laki kaya nun.

Joey: Oo nga eh, Bakit mo naman nasabi na flexible ang lolo mo?

Aleng Maliit: Eh pagbukas namin ng gripo, lumalabas lolo ko! XD


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