Isang guy npadaan..
My nkitang gurl na maitim ang katawan
pero maputi ang mukha..

Guy: "miss ano ka?"

"choco na gatas o gatas na choco?"

isang araw
nagtxt ako sa Gf ko, nag-away kmi sa txt..
sa sobrang inis ko, binato ko ung cellphone,
wasak na wasak!!
tapos nung lumabas ung sim card inapak-apakan ko pa!!
grabe
umiyak ung katabi ko.....
naalala ko..
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NAKITEXT LANG PALA AKO!!!!!!!

WAG KANG TUMAWA sad story nga e!!!

American: Why are you eating APPLES? , Do you know That people who are eating Apples in our country are                    known as Poor People?

Filipino: Ok, Well.. Can I ask you?

American: Sure!

Filipino: Are you eating BANANAS?

American: Oh, Yes!

Filipino: Good! , Cuz' you know that People who are eating Bananas in our country are known as MONKEY?