@ THE UNIVERSE PAGEANT….
QUESTION AND ANSWER PORTION

Host: miss USA, how many panties do you have?and why?
miss USA: I have 7 (seven). One for Monday ,Tuesday and so on..
Host: thank you. Next candidate.miss Mexico

Host: miss mexico, how many panties do you have?and why?
miss mexico: I have 14 (fourteen). 2 for Monday , 2 for Tuesday and so on..
Host: thank you. Next candidate.miss philippines

Host: miss philippines, how many panties do you have?and why?
miss philippines: I have 12 (twelve).
Host: 12? (confused) and why?
miss philippines: one for january,1 for february,1 for march and so on!!

Host: wahahahaha patay kang bata ka!!